Wedding Toast - Best Man Essay -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

espouse Speech - Best ManAfternoon everyone, firstly, the city council choose asked me to begthat, for health and safety reasons, none of you get up on go of the chairsand tables during my standing ovation.Im sure youll alone admit this has turned out to be a fabulous weddingcelebration, yet every silver- lining does have a cloud, and that is,unfortunately that youve all got to listen to me for a few minutes.Id unspoilt wish to start by thanking everyone on behalf of the Bride andgroom, for sharing their wedding day, although personally I wish youd allstayed at home, because things would have been a share easier on me. Id also like to thank you George, on behalf of the bridesmaids for your kind row and also my personal thanks for giving me the opportunity to dresslike Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen and for finally admitting after all these eld that I am the scoop up homosexual. This book tells you to start all speeches with a joke & I agreement Ill startshortly. It also says th at you are the most forgiving audience & youll joke at the lamest joke. Over the next 10 minutes I go away be severelytesting this theory. ...I was really skittish before hand, so I prepared a few lines - and havingsnorted them Im pure toneing pretty fair right now...I didnt think I was going to be that nervous but believe me this is not thefirst time today that Ive stood up from a warm seat with a bit of pap... ...h, fruity and judicious to the mind and then turn full bodiedwith age until they go all sour and vinegary, which inevitably gives you aheadache.In all seriousness though George, it has been a great honour to have been yourbest man here today, but more importantly to have known you as a truefriend of yours over the last 14 years. I sincerely wish you the happiest ofmarriages and may our friendship continue for many years to come. I started planning this speech a few weeks ago.... & it must feel like Ivebeen delivering it that long. So it gives me immense pleasure, n ot tomention relief, to invite you all - well those who still can - to stand.Ladies and gentlemen, George and Julie